I'm not huge in Japan. Yet.
Actually, I'm bigger in Mongolia than I am in Japan.
Anyone familiar with running websites is probably familiar with Google Analytics, a nifty little program that gives you all sorts of fascinating metrics about the traffic your site receives. For instance, it tells me how many people have visited my site today, if they were referred from another site, and what state or country they live in, among other things. Don't worry, Big Brother, everything is completely anonymous, and it's aggregated, so there's no way for me to know anything about this site's individual visitors, not that I would want to. It's just a jacked up traffic counter.
What's nifty is that in the last month, this site has had visitors from all 50 states, except for North Dakota, Mississippi, and Rhode Island. Sooooo, if you know anyone in the colder of the Dakotas or anyone in M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i, tell 'em about www.christhebartender.com. I want to see if we can rock someone from every state right here. Except Rhode Island. Fuck Rhode Island.
2 Comments
Reader Comments (2)
I've definitely got ND for you bro, does it show other countries?.. cuz I also took care of Isla San Andres, Columbia for you.
Biloxi Mississippi here!! Cool, funny and imformative stuff ya got here Chris. Thanks